Monday, August 30, 2010

Things that make me laugh for days

A couple of friends were down at the beach this weekend visiting...one of whom just broke up with a guy that she started dating at the beginning of the summer. While it was a little surprising (they seemed like they should have been a really good fit) it hardly qualifies as a tragedy.

So, we had a good-natured discussion (over cocktails, of course) about what went wrong. She ticked off his various flaws...finally getting to the real crux of the issue. "The sex was crappy, too. It wasn't in the beginning, but then he got really lazy and it got to be a total chore for me. It turns out that his favorite thing was for me to blow him while he read my Victoria's Secret catalogs. Seriously, it's like he wanted to have a kinky sex life, but he was too lazy and he was too much of a pussy to even buy any actual porn."

5 comments:

Smoking Hot Roommate said...

No summary of the conversation that followed? That was the interesting part!

steffi2282 said...

Ha, now you got me interested.
What was the summary of the conversation that followed?

Lisa said...

that's awesome! what a pussy

Ys said...

Haha oh dear that's bad!

Lori S-C said...

this is just pathetic. But it makes for a hilarious story...