Monday, December 07, 2009

And a martini...dirtier than a Mexican hooker and just as dry

I forgot this little Munchkin ditty from dinner on Saturday:

First things first, the restaurant is a steak house, and it is kind of a guy place. And it is relatively fancy and pretty pricey. So, what does your normal, 14 year old girl order for dinner? Easy...a 24 oz. Rib Eye (because...um...she is really, deep down, an Investment Banker?)

And then, when the waiter asked her how she wanted it cooked, she responded in the oh-so-cool "However the chef thinks its best".

I am not quite sure where she learned that trick from...I have several suspects, though;-)

7 comments:

Brian said...

Haha this made my day!

Lisa said...

she's too cool for school!

Lpeg said...

Very smooth :)

Rachel H. said...

Too funny!! :)

Windy City Kelley's said...

Very cute. I'll have to try that sometime!

steffi2282 said...

Ha ha, thats great! I don't know her but I love her.

Trucker-Mouth Wife said...

That's hilarious! :)