Tuesday, February 12, 2008


I have a super-excited shout-out congrats to Anne on her big news. She is one of my favorite bloggers, and I am glad that she got over the disappointment of losing out on her free earrings with some even more sparkly things! There seems to be a lot of that about in the blogosphere these days...

She and I also hatched a brilliant plan for a new TV show...starring me:-). The idea comes from the fact that I spent most of Sunday either naked of in my underwear, had a whole lot of sex in several different manners and locations...and also cooked a roast! Multi-tasking! What the world really needs is a much cuter, much more adult Martha Stewart.

Who can look super cute with her clothes off, put a Turkey in the oven, and then go and get laid while it is cooking? Why me, of course! Just think of the possibilities...episode titles like "Oatmeal-Chocolate Chip cookies and Oral Sex", or "Licking cake batter off of my stomach"...I think this is a winner!!!

In more serious news...it is fucking cold outside. Like, really fucking cold. So cold that the mayor has basically ordered that all of the homeless people who won't go to shelters be arrested and held until Thursday so that they aren't outside all night. Tinkerbelle reports that it is absurdly cold in Chicago, and I hear that further north is even worse. Not a good day to be in Minnesota...(OC might be in Minnesota this week, now that I think of it...)

Last night was so cold that I made Munchkin sleep in my bed to stay warmer:-D. I am not gonna lie, when I look back in 30 years on my time as a fill-in "Mom", sleeping with her when it is cold is gonna be one of the things I think fondly of. With anyone else, including The Boy, I am most definitely NOT a cuddler. After about five minutes, I get hot and fidgety and I need my space. But I have no problem with her...she and I just fit well, I guess.

One more reason I am glad that I am not a boy...boys are way too confused with their sexuality to cuddle with each other:-) But girls can...we win!!!


Smoking Hot Roommate said...

A roast? You never cooked like that when you lived with me!!! What the fuck?!?!?

Saying that you are "not a cuddler" is a little bit of an understatement. You are more of a violent defender of your sacred ground and holy blankets in the bed.

I have bruises and mental scars from sleeping in the same bed with you in the past!

anne said...

Thanks for the mention!

I can't beleive the cold weather up there - insane. I promise not to rub it in. Well just not today at least.

lisachelle said...

a day like that... i am officially living vicariously through you...

OC said...

Minnesota IS $#%@-ing cold.

And snowy. But I'm home now. Where it is also cold. And snowy! Sigh. The joys of New England!

Goose said...

I think its great that you are taking care of your sister like you are! It shows how responsible and grown up your are! Great!

Oh, its cold here to. (Colorado) in my town the highs have been -2, the lows, well, we won't even go there! Hahaha