Tuesday, April 01, 2008

I think I am gonna start stripping

I was going to write an April Fool's post about how I have taken a second job as a stripper, but I couldn't bring myself to do it. It was gonna be really good, too...about the money and the sense of power and all that good stuff. But I was a little worried about The Boy being a little confused by the whole thing and possibly having a coronary before he got to the end. The problem is that it is completely within the realm of possibility, so he just might think it was true. I have no problem being topless in public (as my college roommates will attest to). Unfortunately, it helps to actually have breasts to be a good stripper, so I am not sure I would get paid that well.

So, no April Fool's jokes from me. Munchkin got me this morning...she came into my room, unplugged my alarm clock and then acted all frazzled, yelling "Get up! It's 10:30! The power went out so the clocks went off!" and then laughed at me after I jumped out of bed. Twerp:-P. I see she wants to play this game...hmmm...

Speaking of Munchkin, there is a new boyfriend. This one is unusual in that he is actually her age...usually they have been a year or two older. In fact, seeing as there are only 13 boys in the grade ahead of her, I think she has pretty much finished that entire class unless she starts to either recycle or start dating girls. I know this one pretty well, and think he is just adorable:-). I also like the idea of him being her age...not that I was ever really worried about her ability to handle herself, but for some reason it is more comforting.

They have a pizza date on Friday...which means that The Boy and I have a parallel pizza date as well;-). Or, failing that, someone else has a pizza date with me...(now accepting volunteers in case The Boy is unavailable...) And then, on Saturday she can probably tell me how she likes him but just isn't feeling it, and then on Sunday she can let him down easy.

I am telling you...this girl is gonna break a whole lotta hearts before she is done... But she is always very nice about it:-).

I am still alive in the office basketball pool. I got two of the final four, and if Memphis wins, I win the pool. So, let's all root for Memphis! And no, I could not name one player on the team...but I do know that they are the Tigers and they wear blue. A blue tiger? That is kinda stupid...shouldn't they be orange and black? Or even white if they want to be one of those fancy, rare ones they have in some zoos. But I have never seen a blue tiger.

It is finally warm! It is still raining, but it is nice and warm outside...no hats and mittens required! Now we just need to get rid of these umbrellas...

7 comments:

Smoking Hot Roommate said...

Oh who are you kidding? I have still never met a man of any age that didn't have a crush on you. You would make a fortune as a stripper!!!

Count me and the Rocket Scientist in on the pizza date, and Big Sis may be up for making it a quadruple. That ought to sufficiently scare the shit out of the little Lothario.

anne said...

Oh damn it I forgot it was April Fools. I suppose it is not too late to pull a fast one on Magoo - what do we think about the old, I'm pregnant standby?

Accidentally Me said...

SHR - Well, thanks...I will take that as a compliment. But let's not get into a "Who do guys really like?" contest, ok? Ms. "Oh, I am tall, blond, hot, know everything about sports and have a 6 handicap..."

Anne - Try to be a little more subtle. Buy a pregnancy test, and let him "accidentally" find it...THAT would be well executed.

Clearlykels said...

Ha ha-- I forget about april fools-- it would be fun to remember one day and have an April Fool's post.

Good one about the stripper-- I bet you could've pulled that one off well!

pneumoniaBoy said...

FOR THE RECORD: The pregnancy scare is NOT COOL.

You should have posted a picture of yourself, only it was some random pic you found on the Internet and then claimed April Fools after rackin' up several comments.

Accidentally Me said...

Kels - Aww...aren't you sweet. Wait...that was a compliment, right?

PneumoAaron - That would have been a really solid idea. I suppose if I try it now, it just won't work...will it? Damnit.

Are You Willing to Change? said...

So funny! Have fun on your pizza date, and I'm grateful that no one has played an April Fools prank on me yet! And it's warm here too, but SO humid! Yuck!