Bubble Gum for your Brain...

I'm starting off the year with some mindless entertainment, because I don't wanna burden your brains on your first day back at work...

Rock of Love Bus? Seriously...Bret, it is time to give it up. We understand you like trashy women, and you like groupies and you are not gonna settle down. This whole "I am looking for a soul mate" schtick is just not at all believable...it was stretching it during the second season, and it is just absurd now. They should try and find Big John a girlfriend again...

Charm School reunion...I was glad that Meghan (who is seriously the evilest person alive) called out Sharon Osbourne for being the obnoxious bitch that she is. Seriously...how many times can they all say "You are such an amazing woman" before someone asks..."Um...why?"

Confessions of a Teen Idol? What exactly is the point of this? Do they win something? It did lead to a fantastic exchange where Jamie Walters was complaining about his lost fame and I said" Well, you shouldn't have thrown Donna Martin down the stairs" only to have him say "And then they wrote this story line where I threw Donna down the stairs and people would come up to me on the street and be like 'Why did you throw Donna down the stairs'?". But seriously, don't ever watch it.

Superstars of Dance? Have we really stooped to this? I love stupid TV as much as anyone...but this is really absurd...

New Biggest Loser starts tomorrow...that was fast...

I am going to miss catching Jerry Springer and Maury Povich in the mornings now that I am back at work every day. Who knew there was that much pent up demand for lie detectors and paternity tests?

Riveting preview for Gossip Girl tonight...should I watch? I'm torn...

Total change of subject, to a more serious note...is there anything more offensive than the idea of Caroline Schlossberg as a US Senator? This is the United States of America, and we don't have fucking princesses! She has never had a job, never held public office, never demonstrated any sort of policy vision, and never done a single thing that would imply she might even be remotely capable of this job. Oh, but she is a Kennedy!!!

It's un-American, it's arrogant and it is incredibly offensive. Isn't there someone in New York who can stop this? I may have more on this tomorrow if anyone has any thoughts...