Thursday, October 26, 2006

The Fucking Killers...and a Killer Fucking

My poor little munchkin is still sick:-( She’s better, and she did go to school, but she is skipping all of her afternoon stuff…mostly soccer. And she is home alone for the first time ever, which is a little bit scary.

Before you call me a bad mother, the two old ladies that live on the same floor as us are both home, and they know she is there. And Munchkin has my phone number and both of their numbers, so I feel pretty comfortable that she is safe. Please don’t call DSS.

I am going to see The Killers at the Orpheum tonight and I am fucking fired up and I will totally make out with Brandon Flowers if they let me. The Boy is not going, but he did coyly offer “Why don’t you sneak over here after the show for a bit.” I think we all know what that means…hee hee.

So a night out with my girls, The Killers and then I get laid? Best day ever?

2 comments:

Bob said...

Well I do not think that 11 is too young to be left at home. The neighbors are there and everything will be fine.

Accidentally Me said...

Thanks, Bob:-)

Now, if you had said "You are a terrible mother, you should be ashamed", I simply would have told you to fuck off...but I will take the reassurance:-)