I guess no one liked my random air show story... Well, sucks to you! And still not a ton of commentary on "What do you think about during sex?" so I guess no one has anything really interesting to say on that. Personally, I think about a lot of things...although most of them involve The Boy, so he shouldn't be too alarmed by this:-P
OK, I have a story that...well, I don't really know what to make of it, but it is going to embarrass The Boy terribly. And I may possibly should be offended, I don't really know...you can tell me.
There is a woman that he works with that is probably his closest "work-friend". They started on almost the same day, shared an office for a bit and get along really well. She is older than him (35 maybe?) and is insanely funny. The funniest part about her is that, when she is comfortable with the people she is with, she has absolutely no filter...whatever she is thinking comes out. And often the conversation can turn a bit...um...risque.
So, occasionally when things get a little stressful there, she and The Boy and one other guy that they are friends with sneak off for lunch. The nature of the job is such that they don't generally take long lunches, but occasionally it is necessary to decompress. And from what I can tell, the conversation is never even remotely work-related;-)
One day last week they got on the subject of bedroom toys, and Work Friend got all excited because she had just bought a new vibrator that was a really great "partner toy". Now, it is possible that she and I have had this discussion before... and she decided on the spot that it would be something I would love, and told The Boy such. Then, she decided that what she should really do is go to the store she got it at and buy one...
So, on Friday, another woman gave my boyfriend a vibrator as a gift...is this something I should be concerned about? I am sure that you all have some thoughts on that one...
(And for the record, her review was spot on...:-D)
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Strange Gifts
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Niiiice! No matter what I love presents and this one seems as good as any.
OMG!!! Too funny! I am sure the Boy could not be more embarassed than he was when she actually gave him the vibrator...and as for what I think during sex...well I have not been in a relationship in a couple of years so during the brief flings since then its been like the Sally Field quote "You like me, you really like me?" lol. If its in a relationship context I am thinking about how good it feels (or bad in some cases...haha) and since I tend to be pretty vocal during sex, I think about what I want to say next to keep the ball rolling, so to speak.
Of all the stuff you write, you think this is going to embarrass me?
During sex, I am usually thinking "I hope I do well so that she is kind to me in her review tomorrow."
Listen, Boy...that kind of attitude will be counted against you in your future reviews!!!
hehehe that's so funny :) As long as she didn't try the vibrator out first I think it's fine... ;)
Another woman, different from the one who suggested it in the first place?
Then you get TWO vibrators! You are in a great position here (pun intended, hehe), one that you will never be in again!!!
Ys - It was still in the wrapper;-) And that is really a gross thought...lol!!!
Claire - No, it was the same one that suggested it...I just mean "another" in the "not me" sense:-)
I have no desire for coworkers to think about me having sex....with or without toys:)
Ally - You know, that is not really a bad policy at all...
Strange gifts indeed! lol
I work in a young workplace where the conversations can cross the line pretty fast, but even I haven't heard of anything that intense! I feel like an old lady now - I'd be totally freaked out, I can't believe you weren't!
Kyla - I think they keep these conversations to when they are by themselves offsite, but it is not something I usually discuss with my male coworkers (although those can get off track pretty fast.) I don't know if "freaked out" is the word, but it was not something I expected to get...lol. It would have been weirded if I didn't know her, too, but knowing her sort of well it kinda fits her personality...
So what kind of vibrator was it?
I don't know if I would like it if someone gave me a vibrator.
It would be different if you are The Boy didn't know her well, but since you seem to, I say have a good time with the gift.
Toys can be loads of fun, but be sure to have a nice safe place to hide it in when not in use. It would be more embarrassing for Munchkin to run across it. I keep mine locked up! :)
Ella - More details in the next blog...
Scotty - I can see where it is a less universal gift than, say, flowers.
SJM - I have a closet full of them, all locked up tightly;-) Although she did once ask me why there are Altoids on my nightstand when I never eat them...oops.
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