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Two weeks until my first blog-iversary...are we all excited? I should plan something...any ideas?

Other than Munchkin crying a bit over the Cubs losing, the weekend was a pretty darn good one! Smoking Hot Roommate, The Rocket Scientist, The Boy and I took Munchkin out to watch the Red Sox on Friday night, which I had promised her ahead of time. She's funny...she loves "going out" in the same way that a lot of people twice her age like going out. She likes to sit in a restaurant and eat pub grub, people-watch, chat about nonsense and watch sports. Other than her martini glass being filled with 7up and Cranberry Juice instead of something stiffer, she could be my age.

The game was really long, especially the first couple of innings, so by the time we left at 10:00, it was only like the third inning. The boys had a weekend-long bachelor party to catch up with, so they left us after they walked us home. Munchkin was really beat, so she went pretty much straight to bed. We decided that what we really needed was to put on our bathing suits, grab a bottle of wine and watch the rest of the game in the hot tub:-) Yes...she absolutely put a television in sight of the jacuzzi in her bathroom so she could watch TV in the tub...I told you she is wicked smart:-)

Saturday was downright hot...which is really bizarre for October, but I love it. Soccer was a good time, although I feel kind of odd about the games being so warm. I usually think about them as being on really crisp, chilly fall mornings. It is rare that soccer is played on iced coffee days!!!

We ate lunch and then went to a farm not terribly far from here for obligatory fall stuff. I don't think she enjoys pumpkin and apple picking as much as I do, but she humors me:-) She made fun of me a little bit for being way too excited by the whole thing (I named the three pumpkins I bought...Percy Pumpkin, Peter Pumpkin and Patty Pumpkin) but didn't complain about me making her go...lol. She did, however, jump at the chance to hang out at her friend's pool in the afternoon. Seriously...it is New England, you shouldn't be able to go swimming in October!

She ended up bringing five friends over to hang out, and of course to watch her beloved Cubs. I baked two apple pies, one of which the kids immediately ate...lol. Must have been good! Seriously, soccer, pumpkin and apple picking, baking and babysitting...that is pretty motherly of me.

I felt really bad for Munchkin when the Cubs lost. Fortunately her friends were all gone, because she definitely cried when the game was over. She was pretty sad:-( I guess I do appreciate that she can get hung up on trivial things like that...she has seen entirely too much real heartache, I am glad that she can fret over kids stuff once in a while. That makes me feel better:-)

Sunday was not quite so warm;-) The cooler weather arrived in a hurry! The Boy was kinda beat up from the weekend (maybe it is time to realize that you can't drink non-stop for two straight days anymore...you are gonna be 30 soon, you know:-P) and was just getting out of bed when the football games were starting. SHR and Munchkin had some guys from their Fantasy Football league over to watch the games, and I slipped away for the afternoon. The Boy was in pretty rough shape, but I brought lunch lunch over, and then gave him a back rub and a blow job and he was all better:-D Well, still hungover, but in much better spirits;-)

Seriously, who is a better girlfriend than me? (Wait, don't answer that...) He did return one of the favors, but he still owes me a back rub:-P

On that note...hope everyone had a good weekend and isn't suffering Monday too much:-) It's raining here:-(